- I hate everyone
- Can I cryongenically freeze my uterus and keep it in a meat locker
- Or feed it to a dog, whatever
- Chances are I won’t even need it, really, since I’m forever alone
- Or maybe I could donate it, it’s an organ right
- Ugh, you’re so annoying
…to a tee. Seriously.
This totally almost made me start giggling on the bus! Love it.
Only thing I would change is “why don’t I have a boyfriend” to “why is every little thing my boyfriend does ridiculously annoying? Why the hell can’t HE get a uterus and feel this pain?! Maybe I should give his boys a swift kick…wait, no. I want kids. And all I can say is they better be really freakin’ cute after all of this!!”
Done now. :)