flatabsandthighgaps:

• I hate everyone
• Can I cryongenically freeze my uterus and keep it in a meat locker
• Or feed it to a dog, whatever
• Chances are I won’t even need it, really, since I’m forever alone
• Or maybe I could donate it, it’s an organ right
• Ugh, you’re so annoying
• What
• lolol…

…to a tee. Seriously.

This totally almost made me start giggling on the bus! Love it.

Only thing I would change is “why don’t I have a boyfriend” to “why is every little thing my boyfriend does ridiculously annoying? Why the hell can’t HE get a uterus and feel this pain?! Maybe I should give his boys a swift kick…wait, no. I want kids. And all I can say is they better be really freakin’ cute after all of this!!”

Done now. :)